(via lordconfused)
Fulano: bla bla bla hp
eu: hp? alguem ai ta falando de Harry Potter



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//desabilita menu de opcoes ao clicar no botao direito
function desabilitaMenu(e)
{
if (window.Event)
{
if (e.which == 2 || e.which == 3)
return false;
}
else
{
event.cancelBubble = true
event.returnValue = false;
return false;
}
}
//desabilita botao direito
function desabilitaBotaoDireito(e)
{
if (window.Event)
{
if (e.which == 2 || e.which == 3)
return false;
}
else
if (event.button == 2 || event.button == 3)
{
event.cancelBubble = true
event.returnValue = false;
return false;
}
}
//desabilita botao direito do mouse
if ( window.Event )
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEUP);
if ( document.layers )
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
document.oncontextmenu = desabilitaMenu;
document.onmousedown = desabilitaBotaoDireito;
document.onmouseup = desabilitaBotaoDireito;
(via lordconfused)
Fulano: bla bla bla hp
eu: hp? alguem ai ta falando de Harry Potter

| Jack: | Calussy, there are no towels in this fucking dressing room! |
|---|---|
| Calussy: | What? |
| Jack: | TOW-ELS! You have one job, and that's to give me the Misson: Impossible music. |
| Rian: | And to get him towels. |
Por que eu iria num lugar onde faz 57ºC?
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